Chances are, 99.99 percent of our reading audience doesn’t have the intellectual dexterity required to make it as a contestant on Jeopardy! But, in the rare event that one of our readers did make it on to the show, Monday would have been the day to be there.

The game show gods seemingly smiled on any red-blooded American male thanks to the category of “College Football Hall of Famers’ Schools.” What could be easier? For any of visitor of this site, this would be the easiest $3,000 you would ever earn in your lifetime. As you’ll see, they weren’t providing Hall of Famers from Princeton’s 1920’s teams. These were softballs disguised as beach balls. 

These contestants, though, would have fared better with art history or nuclear physics or any other Jeopardy! category that draws a blank stare from the average Scoop reader. 

(H/T SB Nation)

National columnist - Zach joined the staff in 2012...and has been attempting to improve Doug and Scott's writing ability ever since (to little avail). Outside of football season, you can find him watching the San Antonio Spurs reading Game of Thrones fan theories.