“Look Nick, if me and you gonna be hanging out, you can’t be wearing those tight ass shorts”
My words simply can not do justice for Steven Godrey’s article about Uncle Luke’s perspective on football in and around the Miami area. The lengthy article is a joy to read.
Uncle Luke drops local knowledge about recruiting the Miami area unlike many others can. In short, its a fun read.
The part that straight killed me though, is a short blurb towards the end where Uncle Luke describes bringing some high school ballers to a summer camp and meeting Nick Saban for the first time. From the article:
“It was strange that Nick Saban knows who I am. That was strange. He walks up and he’s like ‘Heeeey man! What’s up! Come up to the office!’ So we get up there, and he’s like, ‘I listen to your music!’ I’m sitting there looking at him like….what? So you know I’m a shit talker, so I start in. I told him, ‘Look Nick, if me and you gonna be hanging out, you can’t be wearing those tight ass shorts you got on. If we ever gonna break off and go out, you can’t go like that!’
Let me tell you, Nick is crazy, right. But I’m probably one of the few people down here that likes Nick,” after Saban’s brief time with the Dolphins. “They call him Nick Satan down here, and talking to him, he knows it. He’s like, ‘Man, they hate me down here.’ And I’m like, ‘Yeah, they do.’ At the same time, he’s a cool dude, he is. He loves kids from Miami and wants them. When they played in the national championship down here, they let me come by the practice, so I went by and watched, learned some stuff.”
My friends, that is advanced recruiting right there by Nick Saban. He has Uncle Luke professing that he is cool. Not sure I can find the words to explain how impressive that is.
Go read Godfrey’s work. Laugh. Learn. Enjoy.
NFL extends International Series through 2025
Coming to a stadium near you: more empty Sundays. The NFL announced Wednesday it has extended its International Series through 2025, with the addendum that now games will move beyond the United Kingdom.
The NFL has long stated its goal to push revenue to $25 billion by 2027. Reports pegged revenue at $12 billion for 2015. So that’s $13 billion that needs to be created in the next dozen years. Coupled with moving a team (or teams) to Los Angeles, expanding the shield’s footprint beyond our shores is the fastest way to get there.
“This marks an important step in our long-term international growth,” commissioner Roger Goodell said in a statement. “Fans in the UK have responded incredibly well to the regular-season games we have played in London since 2007. They have demanded more NFL games, and we have worked to accommodate them. We think it’s time to expand our International Series to other countries and respond to the growing interest in our game not only in the UK, but elsewhere around the world.”
NFL exec Mark Waller says Mexico City is the priority as league eyes expanding outside UK in 2016. Still most likely 3 London games too.
— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) October 7, 2015
The NFL has signed an agreement with English Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur to host two games per year at its new London stadium to be completed in 2018.
Sites for future International Series games are expected to be announced later this fall.
Video: Mike Leach keeps a battle axe in his bedroom, and has a logical reason why
The recent shooting on the college campus at Umpqua Community College (OR) last week ripped open a scab that never seems to get a chance to truly heal, and that scab is the ongoing conversation on how to curb gun violence in America.
Because Mike Leach is known to speak exactly what is on his mind, a reporter decided to ask him his thoughts on guns, and you get exactly what you’d expect when it comes to Leach. The Seattle Times detailed his response:
I think there’s an incredible number of people who don’t know how guns work to begin with. We need a way to enforce the gun laws that exist now.
Whether it’s a car or boat or motorcycle, it’s a dangerous item, so you have to show a level of competence and get a license before you’re allowed to operate something that’s dangerous. Guns are dangerous but you don’t have to get a license to operate guns. I think in order to operate a gun, you should have a license that means ‘I know the difference between a pistol and a revolver, a shotgun and rifle, I can load and unload one and shoot it with some level of competency at what I’m aiming at.’ And until you can do that, you’re not allowed to operate a gun.
I’ve had players and stuff, they see some video on TV and they go to Walmart and buy a gun. Well they don’t know how to load it, they shoot it sideways. That’s absurd. That’s insane. So because of this failure to teach and educate, there’s accidental shootings.”
Naturally (somehow) that led to Leach explaining that he keeps a Viking axe by his bed, which beyond just being a weapon to protect your home, or a fancy tool to cut wood, can also serve as a grappling device.
I keep my guns on one part of the house totally locked up, and I keep the ammunition in another part of the house. Because if you think about it carefully, statistically, you’re more likely to shoot yourself, a loved one or a relative. There’s this (absurd) notion of ‘if you come in my house I’ll shoot ya.’ I do have a Viking axe by the bed if I need to whack someone. … My wife bought me a Viking axe – the axe side curls down so you can grab the adversary around the neck and you can use it to climb walls, as a grappling hook.’
Of course, yesterday after practice, Leach was asked to elaborate more on that Viking axe, to which he explains in the clip below that he “likes to piddle with it in front of the TV, particularly when the TV show Vikings comes back on.”
You really can’t make this kind of stuff up folks…
Report: Texas trying to settle the Joe Wickline lawsuit
Joe Wickline was never the offensive coordinator at Texas. You knew, I knew it and Oklahoma State most certainly knew it; but Texas officials maintained the ruse for far too long.
Well, if the report out of Austin is correct, it appears new interim athletic director Mike Perrin seemed to have known it too… or at least has the smarts to recommend they seek to settle the case.
For quick background, Oklahoma State’s contract with Wickline (to be their offensive line coach) included language stating that Wickline would owe a substantial fee (nearly $600,000) to Oklahoma State should he leave for anything other than a head coaching position or an offensive coordinator role “with play calling duties”. Texas hired Wickline to be their offensive live coach; but gave him the “offensive coordinator” title while simultaneously giving Shawn Watson (the play caller) some other title such as assistant head coach of offense or something ridiculous like that. Yes, this was nothing more than a structured deal meant to help Wickline avoid paying the damages to Oklahoma State; but nearly everyone outside of Austin saw right through it.
As we’ve said from day one, this one is obvious. Oklahoma State is rightfully due their money and will get paid. The only question at this point is how much they will accept to avoid this going to court. Our guess is they will largely stick to their guns (no reason not to at this point). Texas (or Wickline…but presumably Texas will at the very least front the money) will have to pay darn near the full amount is our educated guess; although Chip Brown’s report says that Texas expects to settle in the range of about $300,000.
The benefit to Texas settling is quite simple to stop the pain and move on. Texas needs to put all of the distractions behind themselves and simply focus on football. Allowing this to linger, having the quarterback, other offensive players and the coaching staff deposed, etc…is just not something you want. In my opinion, this is a no brainer. The facts are clear. The money is owed to Oklahoma State. Work your best possible settlement, pay it and move on.
The next arms race in major college sports is all about food
Everyone knew once the NCAA lifted their limits on meals and snacks for Division I athletes, the flood gates would open at certain universities, while other programs would have to dig into the books to find the money in order to compete with other schools, and that’s exactly what’s happening.
According to a piece in the New York Times, a survey released by the Collegiate and Professional Sports Dietitians Association found that average spending at about 24 programs (all within the Power 5 conferences) increased a whopping 145% since August of 2014. Schools that were once spending just over $500,000 for food and snacks for their athletes now spend about $1.3 million, all in the course of a calendar year.
Under the previous rules, programs could supply athletes with bananas and recovery shakes, and now, programs like Ohio State, have multiple “fuel zones” stocked with freshly made sandwiches, fruit, chips, yogurt, and hummus.
It’s also important to note that the money that’s being talked about is going to far more than just the actual food and drinks being supplied. In Columbus, they have a sports dietitian with four registered dietitians working under her, along with a handful of interns and the same can be said for most Power 5 conference programs.
On top of the personnel and food it’s taking to get programs up to speed, many universities are also updating, or building, state of the art kitchens and hiring chefs to work hand in hand with those dietitians in order to prepare the best meals possible for the players to ensure they’re fueling their body with the right foods. For example, Auburn broke ground in the fall of 2013 on a $6.6 million wellness kitchen right across the street from a residence hall.
In short, the New York Times points out that what we’ve seen Oregon and Texas A&M do with their new facilities is now being done to kitchens and food staffs around the country as part of the latest arms race in college football, so brace yourselves.