The hottest new restaurant in the entire south is set to open in Tuscaloosa, Ala.

It employs five specially trained chefs and four dietitians, more than 50 HD televisions and patio dining overlooking college football’s most scenic view. And get this: the food is free.

But there is a catch: the price of admission is a roster spot on an Alabama athletics team.

Any prospective diners just need to earn a scholarship offer by Nick Saban to gain admittance. Simple enough, right?

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