Alabama currently has the best first-world problem in the history of first-world problems. The Tide has run out of space to keep all its trophies.
First world problems: Alabama has run out of room for its trophies. Thorpe Awards, etc, sitting on a random table until they can reorganize display lobby. pic.twitter.com/ERl7ZpEUW7
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) April 2, 2018
But Nick Saban does not leave loose ends unaddressed.
In the most recent episode of Bama Cuts — what one astute observer called Alabama’s newest recruiting super weapon — Saban detailed to former Tide players Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Derrick Henry and Amari Cooper, each one of them a national champion and a first-round pick, Alabama’s plans for its new trophy room.
“It’s going to be in the shape of a football,” Saban said, “and it’s going to have the national championship trophies and the lights that hang from the ceilings are going to have national championship rings.”
— InsideBamaRecruiting (@RTRnews) May 9, 2018
Like everything else they do, Alabama’s trophy room is going to be bigger and better than your trophy room.
Watch the full episode here.