Alabama currently has the best first-world problem in the history of first-world problems. The Tide has run out of space to keep all its trophies.

But Nick Saban does not leave loose ends unaddressed.

In the most recent episode of Bama Cuts — what one astute observer called Alabama’s newest recruiting super weapon — Saban detailed to former Tide players Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Derrick Henry and Amari Cooper, each one of them a national champion and a first-round pick, Alabama’s plans for its new trophy room.

“It’s going to be in the shape of a football,” Saban said, “and it’s going to have the national championship trophies and the lights that hang from the ceilings are going to have national championship rings.”

Like everything else they do, Alabama’s trophy room is going to be bigger and better than your trophy room.

Watch the full episode here.

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National columnist - Zach joined the staff in 2012...and has been attempting to improve Doug and Scott's writing ability ever since (to little avail). Outside of football season, you can find him watching the San Antonio Spurs reading Game of Thrones fan theories.