Northwestern beat Duke 19-10 on Saturday, improving the Wildcats to 3-0 on the season and 8-0 against the rest of academia in FBS since 2008.
Oh, you hadn't heard? Pat Fitzgerald fired out this piece of braggadocio on Sunday night. If only he could've tweeted it out in a complex mathematical formula like Google used to use to recruit prospective employees.
And, sure, the verbiage could use some tightening. Northwestern lost to California last season and sits at 0-4 against Michigan over this span.
But who cares? All's fair in love and recruiting. Even when you're recruiting from an ivory tower with an abacus in one hand and a Dostoevsky novel in the other.