To get the blood pumping:
This is brilliant
Me: What's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
— Ian Sausage (@stephenjmolloy) March 11, 2018
This take on Darren Rovell getting crossed up is pretty hilarious
— #JayAndDan (@JayAndDan) March 12, 2018
This is awesome. Chills
At Jenks we have the tradition of the Personal Record Bell. Today Jackson Lilly @jacksontoddl rang the bell for the ultimate Personal Record! One year ago he was diagnosed with stage 4 Lymphoma and after a long battle he is cancer FREE! pic.twitter.com/5gcSrw4Sr5
— Jordan Johnson (@jcjohnson40) March 13, 2018
Look for opportunities to help others today. “You aren’t a true success unless you are helping others be successful. Success is meant to be shared.” pic.twitter.com/lGuxhhc2xY
— Jon Gordon (@JonGordon11) March 13, 2018
Tom Brady chugs a beer incredibly fast!
TONIGHT: Tom Brady doesn't usually drink beer, but when he does… pic.twitter.com/xGWdnlhJOR
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) March 13, 2018
This is cool
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) March 12, 2018