During his post practice presser yesterday, Mike Leach was asked if there was a reason that a certain player hadn't been seen at practice in a few days.
In typical Leach fashion, his response was anything but traditional.
"I'm sure there is. That's in that same vault guarded by rattlesnakes, rats and a dragon."
Shortly after getting a brief chuckle from the media in attendance, Leach noted that the player is actually just in study hall.