Late last month, all 14 SEC head coaches took a trip to Bristol to do to the annual ESPN car wash - popping on the Worldwide Leader's multitude of platforms in one day. Only one of them, though, took a bite out of ESPN's grass.
How did he like it? Not much, apparently.
"It's undergrown, it's not full bodied," Miles lamented. "You can see that it's not really a nutritious feeding area for grass.... It would not compare to the robust, green fescue of Baton Rouge."
The man is amazing. Simply amazing.