Here’s an exchange that could actually happen and not at all imagined as the hook for a FootballScoop article:

Baylor student: “Hey, what are you doing Friday night? You want to hang out?”

Baylor football player: “Can’t, man. Got plans.”

Student: “What are you doing?”

Player: “I’m hanging out in my players’ lounge.”

Okay, that might not actually happen, but the players’ lounge that Baylor showed off Monday morning is filled with as many amenities as your nearest arcade.

If I was a Baylor football player, the team’s medical staff would have to treat me for tennis elbow because I would never leave the pop-a-shot station. Just ask Scott.

National columnist - Zach joined the staff in 2012...and has been attempting to improve Doug and Scott's writing ability ever since (to little avail). Outside of football season, you can find him watching the San Antonio Spurs reading Game of Thrones fan theories.