Why is a football season like a roll of toilet paper? Why would a football team want to play like a 90-year-old man going to a nudist colony?

You’ve probably never pondered those questions, much less answered them, but Bob Green has.

Green spent 24 seasons as the head coach at Montana Tech, leading the Orediggers to a 140-116-1 record with five NAIA playoff appearances and one national runner-up finish.

He stepped down as the Orediggers’ head coach in 2010 and now works as a development officer for the school’s fundraising arm. He’s also going viral today.

While that interview is great, it barely scratches the surface of the great Bob Green.

The delivery, the demeanor, the dialogue, everything about Green’s interviews were perfect.

National columnist - Zach joined the staff in 2012...and has been attempting to improve Doug and Scott's writing ability ever since (to little avail). Outside of football season, you can find him watching the San Antonio Spurs reading Game of Thrones fan theories.