Northwestern is struggling to move the football right now. The Wildcats are 121st in total offense, 129th in yards per play and 128th in scoring.

After a 31-10 loss to Michigan State, Northwestern head coach Pat Fitzgerald spoke to reporters on Monday and said what every coach in his position wishes they could say.

“I understand there are 40,000 experts on Twitter that can call plays for me,” he said. “My email address is hashtag I don’t care.”

The only way that clip could be better would be if a reporter could follow up with a statement saying, “Coach, just wanted to make sure you know ‘Hashtag I don’t care’ isn’t a working email address.”

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