Florida beat East Carolina 31-24 on Saturday night, in spite of an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty committed by running back Kelvin Taylor (son of Fred Taylor) for a throat slash after his nine-yard touchdown run.

Taylor received an earful from his head coach on the sidelines:

He then took to the post-game podium, winning this week’s award for “Unhappiest Winning Coach in America.”

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