Remember Oprah, kids? She was the host of the daytime talk show your mom was watching when you got home from school every day. One time, in 2004, she gave away new cars for everyone in her audience. People, understandably, went nuts.

Now, let’s compare that collective reaction with that of Arizona football players after Rich Rodriguez canceled practice on Friday.

Again, one group received a free car, and the other got out of an hour and a half of football practice.

Who was happier for their bit of good fortune? I dare say it was the Arizona football players.

National columnist - Zach joined the staff in 2012...and has been attempting to improve Doug and Scott's writing ability ever since (to little avail). Outside of football season, you can find him watching the San Antonio Spurs reading Game of Thrones fan theories.