Zach here pinch hitting for Doug today. Liked what you see? Send us a line. Didn't like it? Keep it to yourself.
Anyone who can do this deserves to be a very rich person.
Yeah, but what does this guy know? (Checks notes.) Okay, never mind.
I, along with pretty much everyone else in America, would have bet serious money on the opposite.
Sorry not sorry to make you cry on a Monday morning.
Most corporations' Twitter feeds are cringe-worthy, because most of them are just cheap imitations of the Wendy's Twitter feed.
The helmets Hawaii wore in its win over Colorado State on Saturday were incredible.
Not quite what they were going for here.