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This is why college football >>> all

When people talk about the "passion" of NFL fans, they use images of grown men completely covered in paint and dressed as ridiculously as possible. Like these folks.

NFL fan

No, what those folks love is attention.

True passion is voluntarily performing manual labor in the summer just because it'll make your neighbor mad.

Update> The #GoBlue nation has taken notice....something tells me this story isn't over yet....Please, please, please have some Michigan men show up and paint the mower's home blue in the middle of the night or something. Please. Please. please.

Oh dear, Michigan men have found the "prankster" hiding in the open...

You gotta water what you cut...

And certainly Michigan men noticed this tweet...

Bizarrely excited to find out how this plays out... Stay tuned.