While this clip doesn't include the local hydration expert suiting up and becoming a top defensive player on team that turns their fortunes around, it's impossible to type that headline without thinking of Adam Sandler and Bobby Boucher's football classic "The Waterboy."
Yesterday, one of the water boys for the Gators squared off in a race against a team's strength coach.
While you might be able to guess the outcome - because I probably wouldn't be writing this if the strength coach smoke the team water boy - you won't believe the swagger that the dude crosses the finish line with.
Dan Mullen and his top 5 Gators squad will take on a top 25 Texas A&M team on Saturday at noon EST on ESPN.