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Video: Stuff recruiters say

It's spring recruiting season, where college coaches descend like paratroopers upon high school campuses across America, looking to capture the next generation of college stars before their competition finds them.

It's not a situation ripe for comedy, but the folks at Stuff Coaches Say found a way to mine some laughs out of this time of year.

Chances are if you haven't said one (or 12) of these lines before, they've been said to you.