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"Run through a motherf---er's face. Then you don't have to worry about them no more."

Marshawn Lynch is already the subject of the swaggiest football gif of all time -- from well before gifs even became a thing.

Marshawn ride

As a career-long Seahawk, Lynch registered the greatest touchdown run of his generation, with plenty of swag -- that stiffarm! -- to spare.

He's also the author of the swaggiest retirement announcement in the history of sports.

https://twitter.com/moneylynch/status/696525541826924546

The man has swag well beyond a level the great majority of us are comprehending, so it's no surprise he offered this analysis to his success as a college and professional running back. (Warning: NSFW language. Oh so much NSFW language.)

This is the greatest video I have ever seen in my life 😂😩😭 pic.twitter.com/miB0ZF1Sdt

— Football Posts (@FballPosts)

This is the greatest video I have ever seen in my life 😂😩😭 pic.twitter.com/miB0ZF1Sdt

— Football Posts (@FballPosts) June 21, 2016

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Lynch: That's when it just clicked in my mind that if you just run through somebody face, a lot of people aren't going to be able to take that over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. They just not gonna want that.

Interviewer: Think there's a deeper metaphor there?

Lynch: Run through a motherfucker's face. Then you don't have to worry about them no more.

For those scoring at home, this is the swaggiest Twitter video of all time (and the world record for most consecutive utterances of the word "over" -- 15 straight times), and also some pretty good -- and blunt -- advice to approaching the game of football.